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I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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