North Korea, Best Korea!
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Randomize
