If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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