**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
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