i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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