I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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