its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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