But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
