scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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