do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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