I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
it was like eating out sand paper
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
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