Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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