it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
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