I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Randomize
