i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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