How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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