how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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