Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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