I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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