He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
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