Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize
