I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
no more duck duck goose at the bar
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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