quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
