You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
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