It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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