So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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