Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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