what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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