I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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