I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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