Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
where am i from again
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
