Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
