when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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