My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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