fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
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