no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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