He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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