doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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