Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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