talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
