thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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