I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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