? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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