whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
please come you make the beer taste better
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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