i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
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