i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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