Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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