I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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