Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
its not stalking. its research.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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