p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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