This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
