Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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