i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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