matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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