The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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