I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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