google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
